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Order before December 1st and receive in time for Christmas!*
The Loneliest Ho in the World is a curious childrens** story that may not be suitable for children. The story begins as Santa prepares to depart with his reindeer. He congratulates the elves on the beautiful toys and offers them a celebratory bottle of 'Elf-juice'. Santa then makes his way to his sleigh when he remembers that he's forgotten his HO's. "Christmas isn't Christmas without HO's" exclaims Santa as he gobbles up the box HO's that the Elves brought him. They were "lickety-chewy and tasted like chocolate."
Things haven't gotten weird yet, they're just getting started...
This book is availble for a limited time and only until our inventory runs out. We have no plans to reprint the book. We uncovered the books buried in a warehouse in Northern Finland.
*You can still order it after the first and it might get there in time, we're just being conservative. If you order it on the 23rd... it might not make it. In the US we ship via the USPS, and in the UK via Royal Post.
**while this story is listed as a childrens book, we do not recommend giving it to children. Read it for yourself and you'll understand why.
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uhhhh
Posted by Cam
This should have never gotten past the editor. Really? the loneliest ho in the world? unacceptable
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About face
Posted by whatthefargis
yeh, wtf is with that deer’s face?
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Oh deer.
Posted by fletch
That deer makes me uncomfortable.
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Art Work
Posted by Tom
The art work is great, the story is ... interesting. I think that I like it, but I'm not sure. Regardless, I bought a copy for a friend.
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Ha ha ha hah!!!
Posted by Susan
I don't see what all of the fuss is about, it's a great book!
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Missed it...
Posted by Juha
No, I don't get it...
You'll understand when you read the book.
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Who's Idea?
Posted by Mike
Who's idea was this? I'm not sure whether to laugh, cry, or go take a shower!
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